Hiding

"If you're socially awkward ;

• You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
• Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice
• Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
• Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
• Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
• You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
• Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
• You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
• You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
• Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
• Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
• You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
• You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
• Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
• The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
• AWKWARD SILENCE.

If you had done two or more of the things mentioned above, you are indeed, socially awkward. Better stay home and not talk to anyone at all. You know, just to be safe from bullies and verbal abuse. And other freaks too."

- Taken from Tumblr.com

This is stupid, but true in some ways, unfortunately. I may have done one of those things, but I'm not gonna tell which one it is. Though it is not the 'walk into restroom; pretend to come to wash hands' thing. That's just atrocious. If you really have to go, then wait for an empty stall! Why the hell would you pretend to be doing otherwise? If 'social awkwards' really exist, they're not just awkwards. They're undeniably dumb as well.

So if i did one of those things, would I be partly socially awkward? I'm sooo gonna kill myself.