Bieber Fever

and please, just STOP EXISTING.

i don't know if i spelled Beaver's name correct up there, but hell, i don't give a damn. for those who think i'm posting about my love for the 16-year-old boy who looks like he's not old enough to ride a roller coaster, think again. i'm actually doing the opposite of that. this is me, telling a story about the one and only Justin Beaver. i'm sorry, uh, i mean Bieber. Justin whoever his middle name is Bieber was born on, wait, i know this...moving on. anyway, he started his career in the age of...15, which was only a year ago. i've never heard of him before One Time. no one ever did. okay, the song mentioned is the first single of his first album, which is already sold for more than a million copies, bought hundreds each per rich daddy for their 9-year-old daughters. idk, maybe he has some guy fans too and they're either gay or retarded. he's already won numerous awards, and none of them are very important and prestigious, mind you. Justin was discovered by Usher and Justin Timberlake (bad choice, guys), but Beaver eventually picked Usher over Timberlake. you made a huge mistake right there, kid. scientists have discovered that the secret behind Beaver's strange and surprising success is because of a new technique to get little girls hypnotized and eventually fall for the freckled 'teenager'. this is however, just a rumor even though i'm pretty sure that's what he did to be hugely successful. astrologists have predicted that Beaver will grow old (i know, how can that be possible?) and will no longer be able to sing songs made for girly voices 10 years from now. this is also, just a rumor but apparently some people have managed to convince others that this is true. Beaver will be truly missed. NOT!!

anyway, i got nothing else to say, simply because i don't know him that well as i ignore him all the time. here's an interview that shows he's just one annoying little kid 'trying' to grow up.

Justin Bieber dished to Billboard about his career: 'I'm only 16 once. I got to live like it. I just think that I have enough fans, so I could pull in the people. I don't really get nervous anymore. I've already performed at Madison Square Garden, and I've performed for an hour before. What's the difference.'

Justin also wants to act and his manager has raised funds to develop feature film projects. 'I don't want to do the 'Hannah Montana' thing.' On being part of the 'teen craze': 'There's more people that like me than there are who hate me, so I kind of brush it off.

People say, 'Oh, people just like him because he's pretty.' Or the funniest one: 'When he goes through puberty, he's not going to be a good singer anymore. How does that make sense when we've seen people like Michael Jackson and Usher and Justin Timberlake and all these famous singers do it?'

oh, brother.