When Stupid People Attack

haha.
do you wanna know if you're stupid?
of course you do. bcos you wouldn't wanna embarrass yourself after people called you a douchebag. and douchebag isn't exactly an awesome nickname either.

unless of course, if you're...
you know....stupid.

anyway, after going out and jogging with Cousin Sya and my sis, we headed back to Sya's house. her neighbourhood is nice, lots of villa-like houses. kinda like an all-american suburban town. except a lot nicer. i know. i can't believe there's a Malaysian neighbourhood nicer than westerners. but wtv. hahahaha.

this is not the case, but i might as well tell something nice before i insult the person who i will insult later. but in my opinion, i don't really think that i'm insulting. bcos this person's thicker than Sya's carpet. THICKER THAN THICK. SERIOUSLY.

Auntie Lynn was furious with someone. pheww. i thought it was bcos of us. thank god.

she told us about this guy (the stupid person i will insult) who is an employee in a pest-control company. her house has a pest problem. the thing is, the guy said he would come to check on the house for pests.

but then her phone had another call. she turned off the guy's line and talked to the person on the other line. apparently, the guy was trying to contact Auntie Lynn at the time but he couldn't reach her bcos she was still speaking on the phone.

he went "bitching" about his lack of contacting my aunt. like, he was a dumbass ignorant fool who said he couldn't reach her.

how do we know?

bcos my aunt got a voicemail from him, complaining about her! he didn't realize he was speaking on voicemail at the time! geeeez, what a douchebag.

and now, the insult. i don't really know if it's working, as i'm not good at insulting with words. but here i go.

the stupid, ignorant dumbass had no idea that he was on the fucking voicemail. and then when my aunt called him back after receiving the voicemail, she said:

A: hello, this is Datin Farah.
B: yes, datin.
A: i called you awhile ago.
B: yes.
A: and i got a voicemail, that sounded like you. you were practically shitting your ass off and complaining about failing to contact me. you didn't realize that u were on voicemail???!!!
B: madam, err, that wasn't me.
A: (fake laugh) haha, funny. it SOUNDED like you. it must be you.

then the fucking stupidest thing ever was that he gave her another fake, guilty laugh.
guilty as charged. the douchebag is busted. okay, i was exaggerating. she didn't say those bad words though.

what a weirdo. scratch that.what a STUPID weirdo.